WESTJET~~~~~~ You gotta love the Canadian sense of humour. WestJet is an Airline whose head office is situated in Calgary, Alberta. West Jet airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight ´safety lecture´ and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
On a West Jet flight (There is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, ´People, people we´re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!´ ----------------------- On another West Jet Flight with a very ´senior´ flight attendant crew, the pilot said, ´Ladies and gentlemen, we´ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.´ ------------------------ ´There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.´
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As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at the VancouverAirport, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: ´Whoa, big fella. WHOA!´ ------------------------- From a West Jet Airlines employee: ´Welcome aboard West Jet Flight 245 to Calgary To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don´t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn´t be out in public unsupervised.’ --------------------- ´Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.´ ----------------------- Heard on West Jet Airlines just after a very hard landing in Edmonton : The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, ´That was quite a bump, and I know what y´all are thinking. I´m here to tell you it wasn´t the airline´s fault, it wasn´t the pilot´s fault, it wasn´t the flight attendant´s fault, it was the asphalt.´ ------------------------------ Another flight attendant´s comment on a less than perfect landing: ´We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal´ --------------------- Part of a flight attendant´s arrival announcement: ´We´d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you´ll think of West Jet Airways.´ -----------------------
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